Banana’s I hate
I say this with all my heart
fuck you banana’s
The Ballad of John and FourLoko: Everything was going fine until Loko showed up.
"A steady life is such a bore, take risk for something more, what kind of life would you like to be living?"
I think that quote really sums up how I feel. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in a cubical. I just won’t let myself settle for it, I am not sure why but I fell like I am meant to do something different. It may sound a little egotistical but its truly and honestly how I feel. Why not take a gamble in life? I will always have a fall back plan.
It is wearing on me though, It is getting to the point in which I have to start choosing my priorities and really for once in my life dedicate myself to something. Something I love to do and want to do for the rest of my life, film, music, entertainment, comedy, hell I would even throw photography in there because it seems like an amazing job. These career paths are different. There really is no application process, or guarantee that you will be able to support a healthy living off your income. I do believe that with hard work and dedication that anything is truly possible. I think the hardest part is going to be earning the full support of my family, I give them credit they support it as a hobby, but not a career choice. I don’t want them to think I want to be famous because that is not the case at all, I just want to produce these things (music/Film) for the simple fact that I love to make them. As long as I can support a healthy living and be happy with my career choice that is all that matters to me.
So I will work to my fullest potential to try and do well in school, while pursuing my real goals in life, I can do it I know I can. I only have to believe in myself and dedicate my time to my choices, because I need something to show my family and friends and really make them think “he is really serious about this”. After all I am about 5 weeks into my 6 week winter break with little to show from it… this will change.
"I can’t believe it’s not snooki" haha my english satirical article
Fabreze has new product line in works
Cincinnati,OH, There are many claims on the internet that hint at a new product line for fabreze. This new product line is said to have the reverse effects of original febreze. The new product will help keep unwanted guests in your house out. “not so friendly fish” and “doggie just did a doo doo” are just a few of the new scents.
Experts say it will work the same as traditional febreze just with the opposite intention. As tradition the product will be over whelming for the first few moments, then fade away so you won’t have to worry about permanent damage to your home.
When we asked for a comment fabreze declined.
Some of the online gossip also suspects that they plan on eventually turning some of the scents into a line of personal fragrances such as “f-off fat man” where the user of the product would smell like healthy food so that their “fat friends won’t smell what they are really eating, and they won’t care to ask to share.” Said an insider.
Other fragrances said to be in the works are “who farted?” and “ I can’t believe its not snooki”. These new products should hit shelf’s everywhere by late spring of 2011.
My proposal for the old duofold factory in Ilion (English project)
My proposal is to open a local recreational hang out where kids can go a skate park, play paintball, watch movies on a big screen, and hang out maybe have a recording studio of sorts or practice space for local bands that could maybe later play shows there. This would provide people with resources for fun that they may otherwise not have and turn to mischievous and bad habits due to boredom in this town. I am choosing this as my proposal to you because I see a lot of wasted potential in this town and I always hear “there is nothing to do around here”.
It works out perfectly that there is an abandoned warehouse here in Ilion. I think with a little make over it would be the prefect site for my desired “fun house”.
Ilion has location but not the funding, which is where you (Clarks gym) would come in. I think with a little financial and advertising assistance this could really take off and be a moneymaker and help clean up our town and give kids something to do in place of vandalizing.
We can open it up and charge low rates such as under $5 for a day pass and possibly offer monthly and yearly passes where you can come in and “play” unlimited until your pass expires. You can also book out certain areas of the establishment for private parties and have a website to inform visitors what is open and available. I would be willing to split a negotiated amount of profits after expenses with your establishment if backed that could be negotiated at a later date.
Thank you for your time. I will be contacting you to set up an initial conference to clear up any questions you may have about this project. Please help me, help the local youth show their potential and have a good time while staying out of trouble.
The Winter Months
This is the first time that I can recall where I actually have a productive goal going into the winter months. I now have all my “gear” and plan to get started as soon as possible. It is kind of tough though because I did just get a new synth and keyboard so it leaves a lot of random button pushing and exploring, but i will work through it and the abundance of editing software on my computer that can sometimes slow down the process just because i simply forget or don’t know how to get the sound I want. Well I hope this turns out to be as productive as i’m making it out to be. I’m sure you will hear more
Today i learned life is a lot like mini golf, sometimes you have to close your eye and go for it, sometimes it a hole in one, sometimes its out of bounds in the water hazzard 4 holes away. Either way, in the end you still have to give the ball back, just like everyone else.”
— I just stumbled upon this i wrote it sometime last year looking back its kind of clever